Question: Should I have children earlier or later in life?
Answer: I would suggest you have kids earlier in life for many different reasons. Here are just a few:
You will have more energy to keep up with your hell spawn while you’re still young.
Everyone knows they have little petri dishes for hands and they just love touching you with them. A younger immune system can fight that shit better than an older one can.
Knowing that you will still be young enough to enjoy a life after your children are grown will leave you less likely to consider suicide each day.
Let’s face it, if you’ve made it to your early 30’s without children, isn’t life just better? You have more money, more free time, more peace and most of all you still have your sanity. This last thing will eventually leave you as you age. Not having kids won’t change that.
So, if you don’t have children yet, think real hard before having them because you can’t take them back. Well, I guess, technically you can go to a fire station and drop them off but who’s motivated enough for that?